Tuesday, October 7, 2008

The Art of Weeny Roasting



Not an art you say - anyone who has had a warm on the outside, cold in the middle, ash coated dog may disagree. Last night we joined the fam at Grandpas Ranch for a little Harvest Party, which included fun like picking pumpkins, digging for carrots and potatoes, a little lesson on the law of the harvest and none other than roasting dogs for dinner (which prompted the thoughts on the art of the weeny roast).

Now I think it all begins with choosing the right roasting tool. You have to get just the right length stick- long enough that you don't singe the eyebrows or burn the face while turning the dog and short enough that you maintain control during turning (as to avoid a dip in the oh so tasty ash).

Next comes placement. You have to find the sweet spot in the fire - you know the one - where the coals are nice and hot and there is enough space to get the whole dog in, so you don't cook just the end (makes for a cold last half of dinner).

Then comes the "Turn". I find that continual turnage is best, but killer on the wrist. Resting for no longer than 5-8 seconds in any one position works well too.

When the dog has reached just the right shade of brown, you will know that you have achieved roasting perfection!! Congratulations!!

A few Pictures of the Harvest Party:



Who knew that carrots actually look like this- I thought they only came in baby carrot size!!





A Little FHE on the Law of the Harvest





The Crew



3 comments:

Harlene said...

It looks fabulous!

I will never roast a dog with out thinking of you!

Barbaloot said...

Those are great pictures! And seeing you suffer cuz your roasting tool was too short and thus making you too close to the fire I can fully understand your post:)

J-Lo said...

You mean, a contorted hanger from one of the Bear Lake cabin closets doesn't make the best roasting tool? Who knew???